Planet Herrmann - Obligat oder Obsolet? Keine Frage!

<BODY leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" stylesrc="Leben+Stil/LS_Knigge.html" background="Leben+Stil/images/Lebstihingru.jpg" link="#FFFF99" vlink="#FFFF66" alink="#00FF00"><DIV align="center"> <TABLE border="0" cellspacing="0" width="660" bgcolor="#181884"><TR><TD width="100%"><TABLE border="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" cellpadding="15" height="1571"><TR><TD width="100%" height="223"><P align="center"> <A name="Obsolioben"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/LebStillogo.jpg" width="450" height="99"></A></P><P align="center"><B><FONT color="#FFFF99" face="Verdana" size="2">Es ist nicht immer einfach, den Plebs in überzeugender Weise von dessen gesellschaftlicher Position zu überzeugen. Als kleiner Anhaltspunkt, welche optischen, audialen und olfaktorischen Eindrücke den Herrn der Zeit manifestieren, mag diese kleine Liste dienen.</FONT></B></P><P align="center"><B><FONT color="#FFFF99" face="Verdana" size="2">Oder anders ausgedrückt:</FONT></B></P></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%" height="152"><TABLE border="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" height="155"><TR><TD width="100%" colspan="3"><P align="center"><B><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF00" size="7">Was ist</FONT></I></B></P></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="33%" height="153" valign="top"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Obligat.gif" width="254" height="150"></TD> <TD width="33%" valign="top" height="153"><P align="center"><B><I><FONT color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="4"><BR> und was</FONT></I></B></P><P align="center"><B><I><FONT color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="4"> </FONT></I></B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Fraz.gif" width="71" height="72"></P></TD> <TD width="34%" height="153" valign="top"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Obsolet.gif" width="254" height="150"></TD> </TR></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%" height="867"><P align="center"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Lesti560-1.gif" width="560" height="1"></P><TABLE border="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><font color="#EDE7C5"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif">Harte Männer tragen natürlich </FONT> </font> <I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99">harte <BR> Kontaktlinsen</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif">: jetzt auch TiN und TiAlN-beschichtet.</FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00">Völlig daneben ist </FONT> <I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">exkrementfarbene</FONT></I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00"> und/oder aus </FONT> <I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D"> Erdölprodukten</FONT></I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00"> hergestellte </FONT> <I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Kleidung</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00">.</FONT></I></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">Nach Jute- und Rucksack gibt's für Männer nur noch ein einziges Einkaufsbehältnis: Der supergeile </FONT><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99">schwarze Mörteleimer</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">.</FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#A4CC00">Ewiggestrige Bettnässer tragen ihren Koffer nicht in der Hand, sondern benutzen </FONT> <I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#CEFF0D">Roll-Teleskopgestellkoffer</FONT><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#A4CC00">.</FONT></I></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">Megamäßig angesagt ist ein einzelnes, </FONT> <I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99">ohrenbetäubend lautes Pupen</FONT></I> <FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5"> während einer Lesung von Peter Handke, Grass, HME usw. oder im Gerichtssaal...</FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00">Gähnomat langweilig sind durch die Haut geschobene </FONT> <I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Metallstücke</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00">, </FONT> </I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00">sowie<I> </I> </FONT><I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D"> Tätowierungen</FONT></I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00"> an sich und seiner Freundin.</FONT></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#EDE7C5">Die hypergeilen Trendklamotten: Duftige </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#FFFF99">Ziegenlederponchos</FONT></I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#EDE7C5"> und knallenge </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#FFFF99">Ziegenlederhosen</FONT></I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#EDE7C5">. Macht Laune!</FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00">Gigapeinliche Milchbrötchen stellen sich heute noch in original </FONT> <I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Kackhaltung</FONT></I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00"> auf ein </FONT> <I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Brett</FONT></I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00"> und rutschen damit auf </FONT> <I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Schnee</FONT></I> <FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#A4CC00"> herum.</FONT></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">Leider nur im Winter: anderer Leute </FONT><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99">Namen</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">, </FONT><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99"> Adresse</FONT><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5"> </FONT><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99"> und Telefonnummer</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5"> am Stück </FONT><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99"> in den Schnee pinkeln</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">. Kommt gut!</FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#CEFF0D">Vinyllappenwedelnde Garnixkönner </FONT> </I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif">will keine alte Sau mehr auf dem Podest vor der Tanzfläche herumhampeln sehen.</FONT></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">Feiger Jägersmann adé: Als waidgerechte Wildtötung gilt ab sofort nur noch </FONT><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99">Erwürgen</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5"> und </FONT><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99">Genickbruch</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5"> mit bloßen Händen.</FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT color="#A4CC00" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif">Nur tumbe Pickelgesichter trinken </FONT> <I><FONT color="#CEFF0D" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif">bierhaltige</FONT></I> <FONT color="#A4CC00" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"> oder </FONT> <I><FONT color="#CEFF0D" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif">koffeinhaltige</FONT></I> <I><FONT color="#CEFF0D" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif">Limonade</FONT></I> <FONT color="#A4CC00" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"> aus Fernwest, Australien und Austria.</FONT></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT color="#EDE7C5" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">Supergutomat sind Musikvideos, auf denen statt allzeit synchronhüpfender Kinder die </FONT> <I><FONT color="#FFFF99" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">Partitur</FONT></I> <FONT color="#EDE7C5" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> des Stücks </FONT> <I><FONT color="#FFFF99" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">durchgescrollt</FONT></I> <FONT color="#EDE7C5" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> wird. </FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">Nur verweichlichte, breitgesessene  Totalmemmen brauchen </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">28 Gänge</FONT></I><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> und </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Stoßdämpfer</FONT></I><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> am Fahrrad.</FONT></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5"> König der Könige ist Mann bei Schnupfen mit einem tischdeckengroßen, rot-weiß karierten </FONT><I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#FFFF99"> Grobleinentaschentuch</FONT></I><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif" color="#EDE7C5">.</FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Blondierte Haare</FONT></I><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> waren der Schnauzbart der neunziger Jahre, aber selbst heute gibt's noch reichlich davon. Brrrrrrr, igittigitt! </FONT></TD></TR><TR> <TD width="5%"><FONT color="#FFFFCC" size="3" face="Times New Roman,Serif"><B><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Dhoch.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></B></FONT></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT color="#EDE7C5">Neu aus Europa, demnächst in USA: </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#FFFF99">Amboßvolleyball</FONT></I><FONT color="#EDE7C5">, </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#FFFF99">Sensenhockey</FONT></I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">, </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#FFFF99">Lawinenrutschen</FONT></I><FONT color="#EDE7C5" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> und </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#FFFF99">Stahlseilbungee</FONT></I><FONT color="#EDE7C5" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">. </FONT></TD> <TD width="2%"></TD> <TD width="5%"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#D3D3D3"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Drunter.gif" align="middle" vspace="30" width="25" height="26"></FONT></B></TD> <TD width="44%"><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">Geschmackslahme Muttersöhnchen glauben, </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Knorr-</FONT></I><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3">, </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Maggifix</FONT></I><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> und anderer </FONT><I><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3" color="#CEFF0D">Glutamatdreck</FONT></I><FONT color="#A4CC00" face="Times New Roman,Serif" size="3"> hätte was mit kochen zu tun.</FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%" height="209"><P align="center"><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Lesti560-1.gif" vspace="10" width="560" height="1"><A href="http://www.winmx.com" target="_blank"><BR> </A><a href="http://www.emule.dee" target="_blank"> <IMG border="0" src="images/Emu.gif" title="EMule: Gibt's dazu noch mehr zu sagen?" width="193" height="77"></a><A href="http://www.winmx.com" target="_blank"><BR> </A><IMG border="0" src="Leben+Stil/images/Lesti560-1.gif" vspace="10" width="560" height="1"></P><P align="center"><B><a href="Alt+Aktuell/AA_Unisys.html" target="_self"><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif">« Seite</FONT></a><FONT face="Times New Roman,Serif"> <FONT color="#FFFF99">¦</FONT> <A href="index.html" target="_top"><FONT size="3">Home</FONT></A><FONT color="#FFFF99"> ¦</FONT> <A href="Inhalt.html" target="_top">Inhalt</A> <FONT color="#FFFF99">¦</FONT> <A href="#Obsolioben">Anfang</A> <FONT color="#FFFF99">¦</FONT> <a href="Sport+Spass/SP_Gamezzz.html" target="_self">Seite »</a></FONT></B></P><P align="center"><a href="Rest_Obsoligat.html" target="_top" title="Manche Suchmaschinen liefern Seiten ohne Navigationsleisten; einfach hier klicken und schon ist eine da!"><FONT face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif" size="1">Die Suchmaschine hat keine Frames mitgeliefert, keine Navigation möglich? 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